I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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