Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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