I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
ok first of all what the fuck
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