I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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