If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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