i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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