we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think your dad took our porno
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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