You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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