I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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