I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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