I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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