i always forget guys have bellybuttons
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
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