quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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