just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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