I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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