I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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