If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
its liver damage thursday
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