How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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