Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
there is glitter all over my balls
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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