turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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