he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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