We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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