I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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