That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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