The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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