Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
this boner is exhausting
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
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You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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