dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she smelled like a LAN party
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
this is an emotional support booty call
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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