Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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