I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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