Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Randomize
