at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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