i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
