good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
