CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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