i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
