thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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