I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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