This dress was meant to end up on your floor
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
