are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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