That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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