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garbage dick
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you win
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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