My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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