What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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