Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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