god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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