you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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