Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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