You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
are you so shy because you have an std?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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