I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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