Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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