It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
