We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
