My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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