I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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