Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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