normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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